It's got to be something...

So, to get those creative juices going, I thought it would help if I posted some of the suggestions I've received thus far:

1. Bread pan - communion bread has got to come from somewhere...
2. Offering plate - true, the church would need one (and two separate people suggested this!).
3. An early popcorn popper (an especially appealing idea because two basalt bowls for serving were found nearby!)
4. A porta-potty/pooper-scooper? 
5. A coverless censer? Like they use for moving incense all around?
6. From my dad, who writes, "Kris, I was looking at your blog on Darryl's box - it kind of looks like a box I borrowed from St. Mary's that you put in a little charcoal briquette and once lit, then you put on some incense crystals to 'incense the church.'"  Well, this is certainly what Dr. Schuler is leaning towards...(I'm still not quite sure if this is the same as a censer or is simply called an incense burner).

Any other ideas?  Remember, ice cream and beer is up for grabs!